Love - that universal feeling that can act as an arbitrator between two or more communities, create confusion unlike any other force, start great wars that change the course of history, bring those great wars to an end etc.
And great, exaggerated stories of love that continue to keep beings obsessed with love, are always told.
This post here comprises of the top 5 love stories of the cosmos.
NO.5: The blind cyclops and the one-eared Armatian
This story is about a blind cyclops who falls in love when he hears the enchanting voice of an Armatian.For the information of those who don't know who Armatians are,
they are all female beings from the planet Arms and considered to be the most beautiful of all.The Armatian fell in love with the cyclops too and came to sing for him everyday.
The cyclops went to a high technology hospital where they repaired his eye.But,when he comes back to meet the Armatian whom he had fallen in love with,he is shocked to find that the Armatian beauty did not have one ear and wasn't a beauty at all,quite the opposite in fact.In his pride,he pokes his eye out and lets out an annoyingly loud scream.The Armatian,in her grief,lops her only ear off(of course,it was also to shut out the never-ending loud scream that continued to echo in her head.Stupid Armatians...).
You can see why this story is no.5.
NO.4:The Narcissist and the unknown beautiful stalker
This tale is about a man,Edon, who is so beautiful that he falls in love with himself from the 12th dimension from this one. Everyday he'd go through a tear in the space fabric to the 12th dimension to stalk himself. But,on one of his journeys an unknown beautiful woman from the 5th dimension,who was travelling through the same tear, falls in love with him and starts stalking him. Eventually, the unknown beautiful stalker snaps the man out of love with himself and in love with her.
Quite the romantic comedy.
NO.3:Looking through the wormhole
This story is about an Earth woman Debbie whose mail box happened to be a wormhole. All her letters,fortunately,kept getting delivered to the wrong address.Millions of light years away,on the other end of the mailbox,lived a man,Aros,who recieved every letter from Debbie and fell in love with her. He sent back letters to Debbie from his end of the wormhole and that was the start of a great long distance romance.
In the end, Aros braves the journey through the wormhole to reach Debbie. The comic twist in the tale is that when he comes out at the other end,both of them realise that Aros was exactly the size of the opening for letters in the mail box.
No.2:Loop me to be no older than you!
Rad was the top of his class in Science. He was no doubt a genius and was one of the few to be offered on an educational tour of the universe. On one of the planets that he visited, he falls in love with Cloe,an inhabitant of the planet who falls right back in love with him. Unfortunately,for the both of them,Cloe aged a 100 years in one day for Rad.
Rad,being the genius that he is, finds a way to create a loop in the timeline and travels back everyday to meet a Cloe exactly 1 day older.
No.1: Romeo and Juliet
Congratulations Earthlings!
