Saturday, October 19, 2013

Rush's telepathic idiosyncratic sci-fi club



"What are we going to do tonight?" asked La as the green orb rhythmically oscillated in the
darkness.
"Be prepared for the journey of a lifetime " said a deep voice from the darkness.
"We are going to communicate with each other...." The green orb stopped and hung in
mid-air,the air around became still with anticipation, as the deep voice whispered 
"telepathically."
La gasped in the darkness.
"Do you really think we're ready for that? I mean, what if in our attempt to reach each other's
mind, we get lost?"
"But La, this is what we've been training for.... All the yoga and meditation. We will never
know if we are ready unless we try. I really believe we are ready. "
A thin strip of light at the end of the darkness became wider and wider. As the door swung
open, there was a short "CLICK!", and then there was light.
"It's dinner time!"
"Oh Ma! Why did you turn on the light? You interrupted our glow-ball game."
"Oh... sorry about that." she said with a bemused smile. "But you need to eat your dinner
before it gets too cold."  
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Rush balanced the glow ball on top of a ring and placed it in between La and herself. "Ok. Now
remember. Use the glow ball for concentration. Then close your eyes and empty your mind.
Make sure it's completely empty. Only then enter your mind. It's supposed to be infinite. Once
you've reached the stage where the mind has no limit, you should be able to reach other
minds. Try and find me after that.... and we'll see...." she said, her voice trembling with
excitement in the end.
La let out an anxious,hoarse whisper "OK. Let's do this!"
They looked at the glow ball. It was no longer just a glow ball now. It was a mysterious and
profound orb emanating a fluorescent green light. The green light seemed to expand and
contract rhythmically. The rhythm filled their minds. They closed their eyes and continued to
let the rhythm play on.
"No thoughts! " La thought to herself.
"No thoughts!" Rush thought to herself.
"oh no. No thoughts is a thought!" La and Rush realized.
"Okay breathe.......1.....2.....3.....4" they counted with the rhythm till they didn't have to
count anymore.
Their minds were empty. A state of ultimate peace had been reached.
Together, they entered their minds, opening all barriers that stood before them till they
reached infinity. They felt infinite. One with the whole universe. 
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"Rush?" La called out into the infinite. "Where are you?"
"La?" Rush called out into the same infinity. "Can you hear me? Respond if you can...."
Silence.
Rush moved forward going from one mind to the next. "Helloooo?" 
"Helloo!"
From the vicinity another voice spoke:"Is somebody there? Can anybody hear me?"
It sounded like a boy's voice. "Yes. I am telepathically communicating... Who is this?" asked
Rush, excited to hear another mind.
"Oh.... I'm Chuck.  And you are?"
"Rush... Well my actual name is Rashmi, but everyone calls me Rush. I'm looking for my friend
La. Have you heard her by any chance?"
"No.... You're the first mind I've heard."
"Well, she's got to be around here somewhere. We entered our minds together..."
"Alright then, let's look for her. What is the object that you are concentrating on?"
"A flourescent green glowing ball..."
"wow! Most people use a candle or a torch, never ever a glow ball."
"What can I say, we are an idiosyncratic duo." said Rush proud and candidly.
"Ok. Well let's look for it. If you and La entered with the purpose of talking to each other, you'll
subconsciously look for a place common to both of you. That means the glow ball might be
around here somewhere. We need to look for it because that's where La will come."
"Great idea! Let's go then!"
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"Is that Saturn?!" asked Rush unable to believe her eyes.
"Looks like it, doesn't it ?"
"I've always wanted to see Saturn up close " said Rush looking at it with a happiness beyond
her dreams.
"Well, you're not really looking at the real Saturn, you know that right?" said Chuck trying to
break the bad news to her in a way that she doesn't think it's bad news.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, this is your mind. Not the universe. You only see whatever's already in your mind."
"You mean this Saturn here is my imagination?"
"Yes. That's exactly what it is. " said Chuck waiting for the same heart broken reaction that he
gave when he first found out that it was only his imagination.
"Well, I have amazing imagination then! Kudos for me!" said Rush who stopped all of a
sudden. She was looking at a green orb steadily emanating it's hypnotic energy.
"I think that's it. That's the glow ball!"
Chuck and Rush headed towards it. Rush was hoping that La would be there, and, there she
was. "Rush! I knew you'd come here. The Saturn! The Glow ball! This had to be the place!" said
La looking extremely glad to find Rush.
"I had help. Chuck here helped me. Chuck, La, La, Chuck. "
"Hello... "said Chuck.
"Say Chuck, how would you like to be a part of our club? It's the Telepathic and Idiosyncratic
club! We could use an experienced telepath like yourself. "
"Sure! I've been waiting to meet other telepaths for a while now. Count me in!" said Chuck
quite happily.
"Great! So this can be our rendezvous spot. We meet every week, same time as this. See you
next time! " said Rush as the three of them headed back to the real world.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

The Nutty Dimension of Darkness

I haven't told you about the time that Slick and I got lost in "The Nutty Dimension of Darkness" or so we like to call it, have I?


So Slick and I were on our way to watch Ked Leppelin unplugged(I know, I know. How the hell can elemental quark music be acoustic? But they designed their own instruments out of some very special materials, that I don't know much about, especially for this purpose and Slick and I wouldn't miss this for the entire freakin' multiverse!) I told Slick to follow the route directions given in the invitation but Slick would have none of that. He was going to do things his way as usual. He went into a wormhole that came out very close to a black hole, so close that we got sucked into it and we all know what happens after that. For those who don't, you enter a different dimension, that's right this one was the nutty dimension of darkness. Why did we call it that you ask?


Well, the first major incident that happened was when we reached the Ked Leppelin concert. The lead singer, instead of dressed in his not-so-regular glittering outfit, was dressed in rags and he was drunk. his eyes were bloodshot and he was breaking bottles on stage, calling out angry words and then calling it music. That was not his style. And okay, I have to admit there was no concert going on, it was just him. We went upto him and asked him where the rest of his band was and he said "Oh, this is Mr. Droopy" he pointed to one of his bottles. We noticed he had painted droopy eyes on it. "This is Mr. Happy " he pointed to another bottle with a happy face and I am "Mr. Crappy" he said as he offered his hand in friendship. This is not good. We had never seen him this way.


We try to get back to our ship, But some guy tries to shoot us, we turned around and looked and it was Slick. Shooting Slick seemed to not care that he was face to face with other Slick. He said, "Hand over your weapons and diamonds." What? I couldn't believe it! He was a thief. Of all the horrible things I thought Slick could turn into, thief was not one of them. It was like this dimension was bringing out the worst in the people here. Things impossible for Ked Leppelin's lead singer and Slick to become in our dimensions. Good Slick hands over his diamonds and ray gun to Bad Slick and just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, Bad Slick's partner comes out of hiding to take the diamonds. It was me! I mean it wasn't me, it was a scary, demented looking me. I was in shock. Good Slick burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" asked Bad Slick. And Good Slick says "Ahahahaha..... scary Perfect looks hilarious!!!!"


I decided that was the perfect distraction. I slid down and kicked Bad Slick. Bad Slick fell to the ground. I grabbed his ray gun and pointed it at him to make scary me back off but scary me didn't care about Slick She tried to shoot anyway. That really pissed off Bad Slick, so he grabbed the gun from me and decided he had a different agenda. Vengeance against scary me. There seemed to be a duel that was about to happen between Bad Slick and Scary me. Good Slick and I ran as fast as we could to our spaceship.We headed back to the black hole that took us to this weird dimension and........... phew! we came back to our dimension.